Monday, March 30, 2009

Chip Tsao's Article in HK Magazine


The following is the article of Chip Tsao in HK Magazine in it's entirety, dated March 27, 2009, which sparks controversy among Filipinos world wide.


The War at Home

by Chip Tsao

The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.


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Mr. Chip Tsao,
You poor thing.You probably think that you are the most intelligent person in the world with great writing ability, being a best selling author and an amazing columnist - broadcaster, but without wisdom and the capacity to love others, you are nothing!. People like you are the reason why there is Darfur, Tibet, Israel and Palestine.

We can probably understand your "extreme" patriotism to your country, but when you start using words to hurt others, it's unacceptable. Filipinos might not be living in the richest country in the world or have the world's fastest growing economy, but we still pride ourselves even in the small and the simplest of things.


"Sensible people accept good advice. People who talk foolishly will come to ruin". - Proverbs 10:8

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6 comments:

J. Villanueva Cabrera said...

This is a provocative and utterly disgusting attempt of undermining the Filipino people in general. Such hatred and bigotry is unthinkable and therefore should cease to exist.

archie said...

For a supposedly 'intelligent' man, he sure is a very feeble-minded individual. I believe that will cost him his credibility in the whole journalistic world, which is everything to a writer. A victim of his own arrogance and ignorance. That's bitter irony...that's cool! Bwahahahaha!!!

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

You know what, I'm beginning to love this CHEAP TSAO.. Just the way I love the Chip Munks.. I love them that I want to puke! He's such a comedy to the lives of those he oppressed.. I don't think he's a happy person though..

Don't worry, he's suffering so much than we all ever imagined.. He's so lonely that later on he'll gonna end up in the asylum singing our National Anthem..

I think he had chosen the right english name for himself..
I wonder what his chinese name means.. ;)

Hahaha, how's that?

The Pink Tarha Team said...

Gawd, this guy is such a loser!
Does he even know the history and issues surrounding the Spratly's? Because all we've ever read on his babbling of a column is his racist remarks on Filipinos. Booooo!

Sundrenched of The Pink Tarha

J. Villanueva Cabrera said...

Yes! Everybody NOW! Bwaahh.....Ha Ha Ha ....! Booooooo.....!

Nebz said...

Honestly, kumulo dugo ko when I read about it. And I meant to write something as 'satirical' as his column pero naisip ko huwag n lang. Magko-comment na lang ako sa mga blogger friends ko.

What I really wanted to write was: I'd rather be a servant than be a master of anything cheap and fake! And I'm sooo glad I'm not made in......(wag n lang baka magkagyera ang Pinas at China. Hehehe).